Some people just won’t quit.

You know the type: loud, persistent, and deeply committed to being wrong. When logic isn’t landing, sometimes the best thing to do is shut it down with style.

Here are some of the best mic-drop responses for when you’re dealing with those people:

 "You're not in the right tax bracket for these people to care about you."

 "You have elevated your volume but not the logic of your reasoning." (Zelensky said this to you-know-who.)

 "I can explain it all day, but I can't understand it for you."

 "You are speaking with a level of confidence that you are not entitled to."

 "That makes perfect sense if you don't think about it."

 "Is this your first cult?"

 "We only have a gender-neutral bathroom. I hope that's okay."

 "I hope you get what you voted for."

Sharon Hayes