A friend with Highway Patrol pulled a driver over during the morning rush hour. The conversation was like this, "Ma'am, you're naked."

"Of course I'm naked. I'm late for work."

The conversation went back and forth for a moment or two and considering the driver had no previous moving violations the officer gave her a verbal warning, not wanting to be there any longer than he had to.

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Here’s a comprehensive breakdown of all of the things you should NOT do when you get pulled over. Enjoy....